Jim and I took advantage of the holiday weekend and headed to Stonewall Jackson Resort, bikes in tow, ready to tackle all surrounding trails!
Beautiful, mountainous scenery, abundant wildlife, and hopefully no rattlesnakes. "They don't have rattlesnakes here, right? Surely not, right?!" I pressed for the answer I so desperately wanted. "Nah...not around here." Jim, giving me a load of hooey, because he knew that's what I wanted to hear.
We rode like mad people because today was the only day we really had to explore the trails. So here's the low down: this place only has single lane trails. Some are not well kept. There are hairpin turns, Lots of roots sticking out of the ground, and most of it just goes up, up, and more up.
Granted, there's plenty of road to travel, people know to watch out for bikers. All the bikers I saw stuck to these roads, and we rode all of them as well. I never saw a single biker on the single track trails.
Bike trail #1: it goes up. Tree roots right at the beginning, narrow trails, sharp turns. I fell off the right side of my bike only a few yards into it. Jim, (running back to help) "OK, that bike's for sale." "Just give me a CHANCE!!" I cried, tears of frustration already at the surface. He was immediately sorry and told me he just didn't want me to get hurt (but he knew full well it would happen a lot more). I stomped on, pushing up and down everything, it was too steep and narrow and I was frustrated. I'd get back on and ride a few yards, only to have to dismount and push some more. Jim was out of sight, I came to the top of the hill, he's standing there holding his bike looking at me. "The trail was overgrown right here, I didn't see a huge hole in the ground and I flipped over the bike." This was NOT looking good for us. The trail up ahead looked overgrown as well, and we decided to turn back.
Trail #2: It's really more of a place for maintainance vehicles and ATV's, but it was more clear and roomy. "That's what I'm talkin' about!" I said. We stopped after a couple minutes for Jim to adjust his seat, and me to get a drink. As soon as Jim started off again, he made sort of a hiccuping sound and looked back at me, worried. "What?" I said. His look was indistiguishable. "WHAT?!?" I yelled this time. "Uh. I just ran over a baby rattlesnake." He confessed. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?" I almost fainted right there. "I can't do this again..." Then he appeased me by telling me he was probably wrong (just so I'd stay calm till we came out of the woods). I knew what he was doing. But I really wanted to buy into his crap so I just decided to let it go...for now.
When we got out of there he admitted it really was a baby rattler and he didn't know how I didn't hear it. All day long every time a leaf would get stuck in my spokes and rattle my heart would leap. I had about five mini-coronaries just in one day. I was gun shy. It wasn't a good combo, my skittish-ness and the single lane trails. We broke for lunch and a bit of a respite, just enjoying the scenery.
We started again in the late afternoon, riding the main road to another trail we'd scouted the day before. I thought Jim was gonna have a cardiac arrest by the time we got up the road to the actual trail. I, on the other hand, was good to go, having done the roller coaster hills and Vomit and Diahrrea Hill twice last week.
Trail #3: Right off the bat this single lane trail went UP (big surprise). The bank dopped off to our left, which was a concern to me. After Jim got his heart rate back from the hyperventilating, he started. I tried to start up. You know by now my track record for mounting the bike on a hill. I tipped over once, caught myself, backed up a bit, and started again. This narrow trail was kicking my butt and I wasn't even ON it yet!!! I got back on (Jim now out of sight), and the thing I never wanted to happen (besides the rattler) did happen. I lost my balance and smacked myself right down on my bar. Now I know the joke with men when something like that happens, they can never have any more kids, it can get pretty crude, I won't go there. I don't know if that rule applies to women or not, but if it did, and if it was humanly possible for me to still have kids, that possibility would've been taken away at that very second in time.
I regained my composure and decided that I would probably live, and somehow got up that hill. Jim kept having to stop and wait on me. Hairpin turn (dismount and walk) get back on, ride some more, another switchback. This time the trail was more narrow, and not level at all. My legs were getting weak. I tried two times to get back on, and jumped off both times. That third time, I started, but there was no momentum, and I went down hard, this time on my left side.
I now had two skinned up arms, cuts and bruises on both legs from top to bottom, and one very sore bottom. Jim scrambled back down, exclaiming over the narrow tree stump sticking up out of the ground, right near my head. (He didn't even know about my mishap at the beginning of the trail yet.) To make a long story short, I pushed it up the hill, tried riding some more, kept tipping over, and we finally decided to turn back. Towards the end, we met a family hiking up. I hopped back on and pretended to be brave on this stinking, narrow trail that kicked my butt. For some reason, I do better when people are watching me, like I have to prove that I'm not a total moron.
I am totally exhausted tonight. Jim is mentally spent from worrying about me. At dinner, we got the buffet and revenously ate everything in sight!!! Jim did an impression of me with a piece of bread. He made a low humming sound, crept the bread along the plate, then suddenly flopped it over on it's side. We cracked up. "It's like you couldn't get any momentum at all. You'd get on the bike go a foot, and fall over. If you just could have had your momentum, you could've gotten it. Maybe you overtrained this week with all those hills you climbed."
I hate to admit it but I think he's right. I think tomorrow, I'll take the day off from riding, even if it kills me. Because if I don't, it probably will!
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Paved Rolling Hills Subdivision with Andrea Take Two
I may have to change the name of my blog because I now own a road bike as well as a mountain bike. How it came about is a story which we shall revisit at a later time, but suffice it to say, that last pitiful story made Jim feel sorry for me enough to get one. Either that, or he's afraid I'm gonna wear the tread off my nice mountain bike tires!
This bike is actually a hybrid, with skinny tires and is so light I can lift it with one arm. Talk about a difference in performance! I was actually in front of Andrea, or at least keeping up with her today.
We started out in the nice, calm subdivision and worked our way toward the marked triathalon trail. We started in on those rolling hills. They lead to steep, roller coaster like hills, so if you get a good run at it on the way down (and your bike is light) you can pretty much coast up the next hill, pedaling more toward the top. I couldn't believe it! I was smoking this ride!! I don't stink at this after all!!!
The turns got sharper, the hills got steeper. I was looking for Vomit Hill (Edwards Drive), I knew it was coming. She tried to slip it by me but I saw the sign as we turned. "Edwards Drive." I said. "You noticed that, huh?" She laughed. O boy. More steep hills and curves, nothing too awfully bad. I saw the street of doom from the last ride, the one where I was in a horizontal position PUSHING my bike. This was the area she got us lost in before, and I pointed out as much. She just laughed and said we'd be ok if we just followed the arrows, and then, the arrow looked like a U-turn. "What?!" She exclaimed. "We TURN around?"
Now we were lost again. She had just asked me 10 minutes before if I had time and here again, I told her I had TEN minutes. When will I ever learn?!? "Ok, I just know that we'll eventually make it back if we follow these arrows! We followed the arrows and before I realized it, we were ON Vomit Hill.
I had read in a blog yesterday that if you sit straight up on the hills, you are working your thighs. If you lean forward, you work your butt. We girls had already decided we needed the latter working for us, so the steeper this hill got, the more forward I leaned. Andrea was behind me giggling, watching my form and working on her own, she knew our goal here. Of course, I was hollering and exclaiming, which was making it worse to keep composure and push through. We made it half way up to a street veering left, and thankfully this was where the blue arrows pointed, YAY!!!!
We stopped here, because we couldn't breathe. Actually, I was the worse for wear, practicing my dog-in-heat pant. I let out a few moans and groans too. And then, Andrea named it "Vomit and Diahrrea Hill". Which is what we would have done, had we climbed the entire thing.
I told her next time, I was driving us right to Vomit and Diahrreah Hill, we were riding up, back down, and leaving. That would be enough workout for that day. And after that, we would drive the entire neighborhood with my GPS so that next time I told her 10 more minutes, it could actually BE TEN MORE MINUTES!!! (Pretty sure we ended up doing 30 more minutes instead of ten.)
I also told her I had no need to do leg day at the gym anymore as long as I rode with her twice a week. One day riding with her getting us lost more than makes up for two days at the gym! Love, you, Andrea!! (Someday I'll tell you about Andrea teaching me to swim laps. She's so resourceful!)
This bike is actually a hybrid, with skinny tires and is so light I can lift it with one arm. Talk about a difference in performance! I was actually in front of Andrea, or at least keeping up with her today.
We started out in the nice, calm subdivision and worked our way toward the marked triathalon trail. We started in on those rolling hills. They lead to steep, roller coaster like hills, so if you get a good run at it on the way down (and your bike is light) you can pretty much coast up the next hill, pedaling more toward the top. I couldn't believe it! I was smoking this ride!! I don't stink at this after all!!!
The turns got sharper, the hills got steeper. I was looking for Vomit Hill (Edwards Drive), I knew it was coming. She tried to slip it by me but I saw the sign as we turned. "Edwards Drive." I said. "You noticed that, huh?" She laughed. O boy. More steep hills and curves, nothing too awfully bad. I saw the street of doom from the last ride, the one where I was in a horizontal position PUSHING my bike. This was the area she got us lost in before, and I pointed out as much. She just laughed and said we'd be ok if we just followed the arrows, and then, the arrow looked like a U-turn. "What?!" She exclaimed. "We TURN around?"
Now we were lost again. She had just asked me 10 minutes before if I had time and here again, I told her I had TEN minutes. When will I ever learn?!? "Ok, I just know that we'll eventually make it back if we follow these arrows! We followed the arrows and before I realized it, we were ON Vomit Hill.
I had read in a blog yesterday that if you sit straight up on the hills, you are working your thighs. If you lean forward, you work your butt. We girls had already decided we needed the latter working for us, so the steeper this hill got, the more forward I leaned. Andrea was behind me giggling, watching my form and working on her own, she knew our goal here. Of course, I was hollering and exclaiming, which was making it worse to keep composure and push through. We made it half way up to a street veering left, and thankfully this was where the blue arrows pointed, YAY!!!!
We stopped here, because we couldn't breathe. Actually, I was the worse for wear, practicing my dog-in-heat pant. I let out a few moans and groans too. And then, Andrea named it "Vomit and Diahrrea Hill". Which is what we would have done, had we climbed the entire thing.
I told her next time, I was driving us right to Vomit and Diahrreah Hill, we were riding up, back down, and leaving. That would be enough workout for that day. And after that, we would drive the entire neighborhood with my GPS so that next time I told her 10 more minutes, it could actually BE TEN MORE MINUTES!!! (Pretty sure we ended up doing 30 more minutes instead of ten.)
I also told her I had no need to do leg day at the gym anymore as long as I rode with her twice a week. One day riding with her getting us lost more than makes up for two days at the gym! Love, you, Andrea!! (Someday I'll tell you about Andrea teaching me to swim laps. She's so resourceful!)
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Why didn't I let Jim buy me two bikes?
Today my ride showed me exactly why I need a road bike too. My mountain bike is designed for exactly what it's named for. It pulled that trail last week like nothing (the problem was the driver), but it was not designed for what I did today with my friend Andrea.
She invited me to go to a local resort subdivision where she's been riding her hybrid. There are rolling hills and it's a beautiful ride. However, her bike pulls the hills way better than mine. This is paved road we're talking here, and my bike is about 5-6 pounds heavier than her's. We rode about 10 miles, and there were some pretty bad pulls. We tried to do "Vomit Hill" but I could only go halfway up before vomiting, so we quit that one. I felt like a weenie.
Just so you can appreciate the fact that I CAN pull hills, let me pause here and tell you about Cripple Fly Ranch Road. This is a non-paved road that Jim and I ride near our house. It is the first ride we ever did outside our yard, one mile up, and I thought I was dying. This was during the period of time when I still couldn't get started on the bike after I stopped. Especially on a hill (matter of fact, I still have trouble with that). After I thought my lungs were going to explode, I stopped. We were halfway to the top. Jim stopped with me, lectured me once again about the art of the lower gears on a hill (I was in 3) and we started again. Well, he started, and I tried to start. I toppled, tried again, toppled some more, Jim was out of sight by this time (did I mention this is a very wooded, somewhat scary area), and started to think I might never make it up this hill. Somehow I did get on, by the time he turned around to come back. We finished the hill, but again, I was panting like a dog in heat all the way up. (I also didn't know the first thing about "locking my bike in", but we'll save that for another time.)
On the way down, I feared for my life, scared to death to go fast in the gravel. It was almost as bad as the ride up! And I never mentioned the fact that we had to cross a real road (with cars) to get there. Probably THE biggest fear on my list at that date. I was bad about going directly toward the object that I was trying so hard to avoid - that would be a car.
Well I lived through the experience, and since then, we've returned, many times. Twice in a row, one day. Talk about progress!!!
So yes, I can pull hills. Yesterday I looked in the mirror at my legs and saw something buldging in the back. What is this? A hamstring? No amount of squats, lunges, or running had EVER produced that definition!
Back to the story of today. After the 10 miles, she asked me if I had time for more. "Yeah, let's do abut 9 more minutes." We turned down a side street. Little did I know we were going to get lost for 20 more minutes while Andrea decided which street (complete with hill) was the way back. I was almost exceeding the 25 mile and hour speed limit down the hills just to make it up the other side!!! "No, it's this way." More hills. She turns around, "Sorry, it's the other way!" Again, hills. By this time, I was PUSHING the bike, almost in a horizontal position. Did you know you can get just as much exercise by pushing a mountain bike up a small mountain? The dog-in-heat panting style had returned. "I've got it now, this is the way out!" She assures me. "OK, I'll be there in an hour..." I barely eek out. And then, there was the somewhat tame hill where I knew I could begin riding again. By now, the hammies and quads were so spent it took this weenie 3 tries to get back on the bike!
I had thought after the ride I might go do legs at the gym. I reconsidered that idea. I did have a blast, and Andrea knows it! But I did come home and tell Jim I needed a road bike now. We'll see how that goes!
She invited me to go to a local resort subdivision where she's been riding her hybrid. There are rolling hills and it's a beautiful ride. However, her bike pulls the hills way better than mine. This is paved road we're talking here, and my bike is about 5-6 pounds heavier than her's. We rode about 10 miles, and there were some pretty bad pulls. We tried to do "Vomit Hill" but I could only go halfway up before vomiting, so we quit that one. I felt like a weenie.
Just so you can appreciate the fact that I CAN pull hills, let me pause here and tell you about Cripple Fly Ranch Road. This is a non-paved road that Jim and I ride near our house. It is the first ride we ever did outside our yard, one mile up, and I thought I was dying. This was during the period of time when I still couldn't get started on the bike after I stopped. Especially on a hill (matter of fact, I still have trouble with that). After I thought my lungs were going to explode, I stopped. We were halfway to the top. Jim stopped with me, lectured me once again about the art of the lower gears on a hill (I was in 3) and we started again. Well, he started, and I tried to start. I toppled, tried again, toppled some more, Jim was out of sight by this time (did I mention this is a very wooded, somewhat scary area), and started to think I might never make it up this hill. Somehow I did get on, by the time he turned around to come back. We finished the hill, but again, I was panting like a dog in heat all the way up. (I also didn't know the first thing about "locking my bike in", but we'll save that for another time.)
On the way down, I feared for my life, scared to death to go fast in the gravel. It was almost as bad as the ride up! And I never mentioned the fact that we had to cross a real road (with cars) to get there. Probably THE biggest fear on my list at that date. I was bad about going directly toward the object that I was trying so hard to avoid - that would be a car.
Well I lived through the experience, and since then, we've returned, many times. Twice in a row, one day. Talk about progress!!!
So yes, I can pull hills. Yesterday I looked in the mirror at my legs and saw something buldging in the back. What is this? A hamstring? No amount of squats, lunges, or running had EVER produced that definition!
Back to the story of today. After the 10 miles, she asked me if I had time for more. "Yeah, let's do abut 9 more minutes." We turned down a side street. Little did I know we were going to get lost for 20 more minutes while Andrea decided which street (complete with hill) was the way back. I was almost exceeding the 25 mile and hour speed limit down the hills just to make it up the other side!!! "No, it's this way." More hills. She turns around, "Sorry, it's the other way!" Again, hills. By this time, I was PUSHING the bike, almost in a horizontal position. Did you know you can get just as much exercise by pushing a mountain bike up a small mountain? The dog-in-heat panting style had returned. "I've got it now, this is the way out!" She assures me. "OK, I'll be there in an hour..." I barely eek out. And then, there was the somewhat tame hill where I knew I could begin riding again. By now, the hammies and quads were so spent it took this weenie 3 tries to get back on the bike!
I had thought after the ride I might go do legs at the gym. I reconsidered that idea. I did have a blast, and Andrea knows it! But I did come home and tell Jim I needed a road bike now. We'll see how that goes!
Monday, August 30, 2010
My first "real" mountain bike trail/The Rattlesnake Adventure
Several months have passed between the happenings of the first two blogs and this one. We're skipping today to an adventure I had last Friday, just 3 days ago!
I've been ready for some time to move on to a more challenging trail. It is 12.4 miles round trip, and single track. I'd only heard about this trail from friends, never actually seen it myself.
We set off in the afternoon, excited about our new venture. We were right beside an old railroad, narrow trail with a pretty steep bank and then LOTS of the New River on the other side. I was paying close attention. It didn't take long to realize this was going to be a BIG challenge for me. I saw before me LARGE, thick, mucky, dark mudpits. We did our best to ride around them, but I soon realized I was going to need to push forward and NOT turn my wheel! Next, the tree roots. Who knew how many tree roots one could ride over in just the span of five minutes! After that came the occasional railroad ties interspersed with more tree roots and ROCKS. I had a few spills. Jim kept saying, "Power through, don't stop, keep pushing, and stay in first gear!" One railroad tie looked especially TALL. I let my fear get the best of me and before I knew it, took my first full fledged plunge, complete with head crashing against log! "Wow!" I thought, "Now I know why we wear helmets! That didn't even hurt!" All at the same time trying to jump up before Jim saw what I'd done. Too late. He was already heading toward me, helping me up. He hadn't seen me hit my head, and I was a bit put out with myself so didn't mention it. He dusted me off, made sure I was ok, saying once again, "Oh man, are you SURE you wanna do this? I think you're gonna kill yourself!" Of course I said yes. "Well at least you fall loud!" "Why, did I yell?" I asked. "No, you just crashed really loud." As he started off again. "Well, I hit my head on the log." "YOU DID?!?!?" (Thankfully, he had already started on, so we continued.)
And then, there were the hills. The rocky, bumpy, hilly hills. Complete with more tree roots, bridges, and general rattling of the teeth. Some of these I rode, some of these I walked. Mostly walked. To a young rider, who just learned how to stay upright on flat ground, this was a whole new challenge!
We came to a bridge. At the end was a pole. You were supposed to ride on either side. There was not much room on either side, and I almost lost control coming out of it, but I righted it. Then, the trail narrowed even more, through lots of HIGH weeds. I imagined lots of wild things waiting in those weeds that were slapping against my legs and arms. I peddled on. We stopped a couple times for water. One of these times I looked up, and to my surprise, two guys came riding down the highest hill I had seen yet - like it was nothing. I let them pass. I tried to ride up but had to jump off towards the top, there were lots of rocks, and I chickened out. Then next hill was even worse, a large hole in the bank on the other side, in between the tree roots, and then a shallow stream at the bottom. I walked.
Eventually, the trail widened into an old road. This was a bit easier to ride, although there were still lots of the mucky mud pits, an occasional tree down to walk over, and more hills. We made it the 6 miles in and took a breather, proud of our accomplishments. I noticed someone had a tent set up. Jim heard something moving in the woods. I felt a measure of comfort when the park ranger drove into the little camping area, making his rounds. It was awfully deep in the woods. And then, the guys that passed us on our way in came riding out, waving as they followed the road the ranger came down. "I wonder if there's another way back?" I ventured. "Uh, well, we can take that road on up and around, but it'll be even a longer treck back, is that what you want to do?" Jim asked, rather amused and yet, sympathetic.
We started back. This part of the ride was relatively easy compared to the rest, and we joked and rode. I actually led for a while. We traded places back at the mudpits, and at one point Jim chose the wrong direction and we both got bogged down, laughingly sloshing our way out. I decided to tackle the whole trip more bravely, now that I was retracing where I'd already been. I was relaxing, enjoying, and then, it happened.
Jim was about 5 yards ahead of me when he screamed and kicked his leg out, motioning with his hand and yelling, "Stop!!!" I did, and I heard the dreaded sound. "RATTLESNAKE!!!" He was off his bike and looking for it, when he did some kind of jig that scared me to death. "Where is it?!?" I yelled. "I see it now!" He yelled. "He was lying beside the trail and when I rode by he struck my bike, then tried to cross the trail and I ran over him with my back tire. He's MAD now!!! Can you hear him?" Could I HEAR HIM?!?!? It sounded like the loudest thing I'd ever heard in the woods!!! Of course, it was the only thing making noise in the woods, so that magnified it even more. Jim started throwing things at it to get it to move off the trail - rocks, large limbs, anything he could get his hands on. All I knew was, once he got it off the trail, your's truly was going to have to ride right by it, because that was the only way out!!!
Jim proceeded to document the snake's every move and how large he was and how his rattler was the longest he'd ever seen out in the woods. And Jim has had his share of rattler encounters growing up in the hills of WV. I thought to myself, "There is a little muddy ditch in the trail right there across from that snake. I cannot waver, I can't lose power, and I can't turn my wheel when I get in that ditch!" Of course, this ditch was very small, but to me it seemed like a cavern at that point!!!
Finally, he got it about 4 feet off the trail, made sure I had backed up sufficiently enough to lower my gears when taking off, and said, "Come on, full speed ahead, don't stop, just keep comin'!" I did. The closer I got, the louder the rattling became - "Keep coming, keep coming, don't stop, just keep coming!" It was THE scariest thing I've ever done. Literally. Hands down. I blew by Jim and kept going a few more yards. "You ok?" He asked. "Yeah, let's get out of here!" and I was off! But then, I slowed to let him pass, knowing I would NOT be leading on this trail anymore!!! My adrenaline was pumping so hard I knew I was going for every hill, every rock, every root, every ditch, every ANYTHING because I was NOT getting off that bike anymore!!! I amazed myself. And as I continued to amaze myself I thought, "It's all in the perspective. What was once scary, is now nothing compared to what I've just done. If I can do that, I can do anything." And, I did. I plowed right into the side of that bridge with the pole in the center and not enough room on the sides. More wounds, but who cares, I'm staying ON!!! I even scaled the large, rocky, steep hill that I saw those guys ride down!
Towards the end of the ride, I saw Jim stop up ahead as a deer tail leaped up and down beyond the brush and then came into full view and up the mountain. He commented that he'd seen deer tracks on the way up, but now coyote tracks were in full view. EEK!!! We rode out of there.
My left leg was cut and bruised, pedal markings now dotting the front from several slip ups. I was covered in dirt and mud. I don't know if I'll ever be back to that trail - maybe I'll wait till the snakes hybernate - but I do know this: I'm proud of me. I faced my fears. And I conquered them! In mid life, I am finally getting some courage. I'm finally growing up, and it feels pretty good!
I've been ready for some time to move on to a more challenging trail. It is 12.4 miles round trip, and single track. I'd only heard about this trail from friends, never actually seen it myself.
We set off in the afternoon, excited about our new venture. We were right beside an old railroad, narrow trail with a pretty steep bank and then LOTS of the New River on the other side. I was paying close attention. It didn't take long to realize this was going to be a BIG challenge for me. I saw before me LARGE, thick, mucky, dark mudpits. We did our best to ride around them, but I soon realized I was going to need to push forward and NOT turn my wheel! Next, the tree roots. Who knew how many tree roots one could ride over in just the span of five minutes! After that came the occasional railroad ties interspersed with more tree roots and ROCKS. I had a few spills. Jim kept saying, "Power through, don't stop, keep pushing, and stay in first gear!" One railroad tie looked especially TALL. I let my fear get the best of me and before I knew it, took my first full fledged plunge, complete with head crashing against log! "Wow!" I thought, "Now I know why we wear helmets! That didn't even hurt!" All at the same time trying to jump up before Jim saw what I'd done. Too late. He was already heading toward me, helping me up. He hadn't seen me hit my head, and I was a bit put out with myself so didn't mention it. He dusted me off, made sure I was ok, saying once again, "Oh man, are you SURE you wanna do this? I think you're gonna kill yourself!" Of course I said yes. "Well at least you fall loud!" "Why, did I yell?" I asked. "No, you just crashed really loud." As he started off again. "Well, I hit my head on the log." "YOU DID?!?!?" (Thankfully, he had already started on, so we continued.)
And then, there were the hills. The rocky, bumpy, hilly hills. Complete with more tree roots, bridges, and general rattling of the teeth. Some of these I rode, some of these I walked. Mostly walked. To a young rider, who just learned how to stay upright on flat ground, this was a whole new challenge!
We came to a bridge. At the end was a pole. You were supposed to ride on either side. There was not much room on either side, and I almost lost control coming out of it, but I righted it. Then, the trail narrowed even more, through lots of HIGH weeds. I imagined lots of wild things waiting in those weeds that were slapping against my legs and arms. I peddled on. We stopped a couple times for water. One of these times I looked up, and to my surprise, two guys came riding down the highest hill I had seen yet - like it was nothing. I let them pass. I tried to ride up but had to jump off towards the top, there were lots of rocks, and I chickened out. Then next hill was even worse, a large hole in the bank on the other side, in between the tree roots, and then a shallow stream at the bottom. I walked.
Eventually, the trail widened into an old road. This was a bit easier to ride, although there were still lots of the mucky mud pits, an occasional tree down to walk over, and more hills. We made it the 6 miles in and took a breather, proud of our accomplishments. I noticed someone had a tent set up. Jim heard something moving in the woods. I felt a measure of comfort when the park ranger drove into the little camping area, making his rounds. It was awfully deep in the woods. And then, the guys that passed us on our way in came riding out, waving as they followed the road the ranger came down. "I wonder if there's another way back?" I ventured. "Uh, well, we can take that road on up and around, but it'll be even a longer treck back, is that what you want to do?" Jim asked, rather amused and yet, sympathetic.
We started back. This part of the ride was relatively easy compared to the rest, and we joked and rode. I actually led for a while. We traded places back at the mudpits, and at one point Jim chose the wrong direction and we both got bogged down, laughingly sloshing our way out. I decided to tackle the whole trip more bravely, now that I was retracing where I'd already been. I was relaxing, enjoying, and then, it happened.
Jim was about 5 yards ahead of me when he screamed and kicked his leg out, motioning with his hand and yelling, "Stop!!!" I did, and I heard the dreaded sound. "RATTLESNAKE!!!" He was off his bike and looking for it, when he did some kind of jig that scared me to death. "Where is it?!?" I yelled. "I see it now!" He yelled. "He was lying beside the trail and when I rode by he struck my bike, then tried to cross the trail and I ran over him with my back tire. He's MAD now!!! Can you hear him?" Could I HEAR HIM?!?!? It sounded like the loudest thing I'd ever heard in the woods!!! Of course, it was the only thing making noise in the woods, so that magnified it even more. Jim started throwing things at it to get it to move off the trail - rocks, large limbs, anything he could get his hands on. All I knew was, once he got it off the trail, your's truly was going to have to ride right by it, because that was the only way out!!!
Jim proceeded to document the snake's every move and how large he was and how his rattler was the longest he'd ever seen out in the woods. And Jim has had his share of rattler encounters growing up in the hills of WV. I thought to myself, "There is a little muddy ditch in the trail right there across from that snake. I cannot waver, I can't lose power, and I can't turn my wheel when I get in that ditch!" Of course, this ditch was very small, but to me it seemed like a cavern at that point!!!
Finally, he got it about 4 feet off the trail, made sure I had backed up sufficiently enough to lower my gears when taking off, and said, "Come on, full speed ahead, don't stop, just keep comin'!" I did. The closer I got, the louder the rattling became - "Keep coming, keep coming, don't stop, just keep coming!" It was THE scariest thing I've ever done. Literally. Hands down. I blew by Jim and kept going a few more yards. "You ok?" He asked. "Yeah, let's get out of here!" and I was off! But then, I slowed to let him pass, knowing I would NOT be leading on this trail anymore!!! My adrenaline was pumping so hard I knew I was going for every hill, every rock, every root, every ditch, every ANYTHING because I was NOT getting off that bike anymore!!! I amazed myself. And as I continued to amaze myself I thought, "It's all in the perspective. What was once scary, is now nothing compared to what I've just done. If I can do that, I can do anything." And, I did. I plowed right into the side of that bridge with the pole in the center and not enough room on the sides. More wounds, but who cares, I'm staying ON!!! I even scaled the large, rocky, steep hill that I saw those guys ride down!
Towards the end of the ride, I saw Jim stop up ahead as a deer tail leaped up and down beyond the brush and then came into full view and up the mountain. He commented that he'd seen deer tracks on the way up, but now coyote tracks were in full view. EEK!!! We rode out of there.
My left leg was cut and bruised, pedal markings now dotting the front from several slip ups. I was covered in dirt and mud. I don't know if I'll ever be back to that trail - maybe I'll wait till the snakes hybernate - but I do know this: I'm proud of me. I faced my fears. And I conquered them! In mid life, I am finally getting some courage. I'm finally growing up, and it feels pretty good!
Learning to ride/how to teach a 45 year old woman new tricks
As I said in my first post, there were many adventures in learning to ride that lead up to this blog. They were pretty ridiculous, to say the least. First, I just tried riding around my yard and down my paved lane. For someone who grew up only riding a cruiser, adjusting to a bike with different speeds is a bit of a challenge. Especially if that person is NOT in ANY WAY athletic. Not to mention having no sense of balance. I did not know how to even get on the bike. I did not know how to start the bike in motion. The guy at the bike store showed me that I need to have the seat pretty high. You need to realize that I am all of 5 feet, 2 inches. So raising the seat was a BIG deal for me. Once I raised the seat, I couldn't just sit on it to start the bike in motion, because my feet now could not touch the ground. Every time I tried to raise my feet to pedal, I fell over. I had yet to realize the need to actually push off with one foot. This too was scary to me. I was like my mentor bike friend Luke's 4 year old son learning to ride - I tried to hold onto something to keep the bike upright while getting both feet on the pedals. Jim's truck, a tree, bushes, anything! (BTW, that four year old kid blew me out of the water and learned to ride within a week.)
Jim, who grew up riding bikes, motorcycles, etc. with brothers and cousins, stared at me in amazement. "Ruthie, just PUSH OFF, like this!" No dice. I'd fall over sideways. He knew then this was gonna be a long road. Once on the bike and in motion, things weren't too awfully bad. Except then I had to change gears. I had already broken one of my kid's bikes trying to do that before, not understanding the whole "You have to be moving in order to change the gears" concept.
I did wear my helmet at all times. I had watched this amazing video of mountain bikers where one guy rode across a narrow precipice, the ground gave way, and he rolled halfway down the mountain. He jumped up and lived to tell it, though, and the tuck and roll was to his advantage. This came in handy during our yard ride on the side of our grassy hill one day. Jim rode up oh, say 6 feet. I thought, "I can do that! I was in third gear. I got three feet up and ran out of steam, the bike started to tip, and I did a tuck and roll. Hopped up just as Jim was turning around (was hoping to avoid him seeing that). "Ruthie, are you ok?!?" Me: "Yeah! That was FUN!!" Him: "Woman, you're gonna give me a heart attack!!!" He was just sure he had made a major mistake buying this bike by this point. But oh, there was much, MUCH more to come!
Jim, who grew up riding bikes, motorcycles, etc. with brothers and cousins, stared at me in amazement. "Ruthie, just PUSH OFF, like this!" No dice. I'd fall over sideways. He knew then this was gonna be a long road. Once on the bike and in motion, things weren't too awfully bad. Except then I had to change gears. I had already broken one of my kid's bikes trying to do that before, not understanding the whole "You have to be moving in order to change the gears" concept.
I did wear my helmet at all times. I had watched this amazing video of mountain bikers where one guy rode across a narrow precipice, the ground gave way, and he rolled halfway down the mountain. He jumped up and lived to tell it, though, and the tuck and roll was to his advantage. This came in handy during our yard ride on the side of our grassy hill one day. Jim rode up oh, say 6 feet. I thought, "I can do that! I was in third gear. I got three feet up and ran out of steam, the bike started to tip, and I did a tuck and roll. Hopped up just as Jim was turning around (was hoping to avoid him seeing that). "Ruthie, are you ok?!?" Me: "Yeah! That was FUN!!" Him: "Woman, you're gonna give me a heart attack!!!" He was just sure he had made a major mistake buying this bike by this point. But oh, there was much, MUCH more to come!
Where to begin
My husband, Jim, bought a mountain bike for me as a present for Mother's Day, May 9, 2010. You may be thinking, "Why on earth would he do such a thing for his wife, why would she even want that?" My answer is: because I asked for it! Well, I asked for a bike. We went to a bike store. The guy says, "Do you want a road bike or a mountain bike?" I look at Jim, because I have no idea the difference between the two (hence, the name "novice mountain biking adventures"). Jim looks at me (knowing I have almost zero experience in ANY type of biking) and says, "Well, you don't really want to ride on the road, do you?" (Thinking I may kill myself more quickly that way.) "No", I reply, not realizing the alternative. "So you want a mountain bike, then." ...."Yes...." I reply, wondering what all that entails.
As it ended up, Jim and I both left the bike store that day with mountain bikes, and I am so glad, because I would never have had the courage to go it alone. Since that day, I have learned a lot, wrecked a lot, and ENJOYED it a lot! I only wish I had started the blog then, as I have many stories already. As it is, I will highlight these adventures as I go, interweaving them with my daily adventures from this point on.
As it ended up, Jim and I both left the bike store that day with mountain bikes, and I am so glad, because I would never have had the courage to go it alone. Since that day, I have learned a lot, wrecked a lot, and ENJOYED it a lot! I only wish I had started the blog then, as I have many stories already. As it is, I will highlight these adventures as I go, interweaving them with my daily adventures from this point on.
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